Bitch, Where You Been?

Hi *waves erratically* *pushes red rimmed glasses back up on nose*

Yeah, so it's been awhile. 

My bad. 

What happened in 2014? 

• Dealt with a milkaholic (Motherhood suits me)
• Finally got a chauffeur (aka That Normal Guy)
• Perfected the shape of my ass (fo real... BB style)

What's happening in 2015?

     • Potty Training (so NOT ready)

     • Writing a Screenplay

     • Getting Bikini Ready

     • Making new friends 

     • Reuniting with old friends 

Sketchy and Sassy

In 2014 I was the silent type.

In 2015 I want to be less silent. 

What better way to start than to introduce an old friend with new ideas. 

Today is Sketchy Chic's LAUNCH DAY! The talented Rose Cooper uses her talents to talk about WINE and BACON the two necessary things in our vocabulary.

These Chic's beg the question, do you belong in BA or AA? Where do I belong? In both... Definitely both.

Check out these pieces and decide for yourself! 

Facebook here we come: https://www.facebook.com/TheRoseCooper

Unedited Acronymns:

BA: Bacon (is) Awesome

AA: Alcohol (is) Awesome 

In 2015 you'll be seeing me around more... I guarantee it.