So you know how last week I did this ‘Ode to the blogging world’ thing? I said stuff, like, I was looking forward to commenting more, life was sucking me in but I was spitting it back out, blah, blah, blah?
Well that was before I realized life doesn’t exactly throw you back out until it’s finished with you.
This week’s truths only pertain to my skills at house buying (which resulted in lack of blogging… AGAIN).
Apparently on the radio someone read my CRAZED mind and heard I was buying a house so they offered up friendly advice.
You start to hate people. FACT – one day this week I may or may not have wanted to punch everyone I met in the face. I SAID MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE.
Your sex drive goes missing. This one – for the sake of small humans reading this blog – will remain for your minds to wonder.
You forget things. As opposed to normal?
You go bald. <-- THIS ONE I WILL NOT ALLOW. Now I know I have the blonde Victoria Beckham look but I am not about to let that go just because I’d like a house. NO WAY. I will not lose my hair. I must take affirmative action. I know the box only says ROGAINE FOR MEN, but hey, a girl has to have options. Hell no, I am not about to purchase Jessica Simpsons hair extension line… I’d rather borrow Shawnquandra’s weave from the corner store.
Care to share any of your many random thoughts today?