So last week on our way to work my hubby and I had an interesting conversation, and since our last one did so well on the blog and you begged for more I thought I'd oblige. Here you are...
Me: My eyeball hurts.
Hubs: What did you do to it?
Me: I don't know but it feels like it's popping out.
Hubs: I'm sure it's fine.
Me: *closes eyes* *touches them* *analyzes size* No, the left one is definitely bigger.
Hubs: Are you sure it wasn't that way to begin with.
Me: With as much as it's bulging out I think you'd notice you married a girl with an oversized eye, so no.
Hubs: Well what?
Me: What should I do about it? It can't fall out can it?
Hubs: No Jen, your eye isn't just going to fall out.
Me: It's in there tight enough?
Hubs: Can you see out of it?
Me: *blinks a few times* *carefully rubs eye* Yup.
Hubs: Then go to work.
And I'm still wondering why he sticks around. Though to be honest I'm still sure my eye was bigger than usual. Possibly due to swelling of some zombie like disease that will soon sweep that nation. I'm sure of it. You've all be warned - oversized eyeballs a serious illness (causes irritation, not blindness, weird looks, or inability to work. Unless people just find you weird, in which case that was well before the eyeball grew).