Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The Liar Society Blog Tour of Awesome!



Guest Post from the lovely Lisa & Laura Roecker. This is their stop on the one-way ticket to Liar Society Love.



Once upon a time, there was an incredibly awkward teenager named Lisa Roecker. She told all sorts of stupid lies that more often than not blew up in her face. She also loved wearing clogs. Without socks. This is important.

One fateful day, Lisa skipped downstairs in the dead of winter, sporting a light brown leather bomber jacket, some fantastically tapered jeans and a snazzy pair of matching clogs.

Regulator: Lisa, are you wearing socks?
Lisa (whose fantastically tapered jeans are coincidentally revealing approximately 2 inches of naked ankle): Yes.
Regulator (while staring at Lisa's naked ankles): I'm going to ask you again, are you wearing socks?
Lisa (avoiding eye contact): Yes.
Regulator: I know you're lying. If you lie again, you are not going to the dance tonight.
Lisa: Mooooom, I'm not lying.
Regulator: Go to your room and get a pair of socks. You are not going to the dance tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. I HATE YOU.
Laura (snickering into her Cheerios, all frizzy, pyramid-style hair and caterpillar-browed): If you're not gonna wear your clogs, can I?

While The Liar Society does not feature any naked ankles or clog-wearing characters, it does feature some crazy-powerful lies, threatening to blow up at any moment. And there's also a frizzy haired ginger that isn't quite as socially awkward as young Laura Roecker, but close.

If you want to enter The Liar Society Blog Tour of Awesome contest, and really, who wouldn't want to enter!?! There's a $100 Amazon gift card up for grabs! Just click here and enter the super secret password, ICEQUEEN, for an entry. Remember you can enter one time for each stop on our blog tour, so be sure to click here and see where else we're visiting this month to maximize your chances of winning.

Audi, Vide, Tace,
L&L

31 comments:

Vicki Rocho said...

Funny! But more importantly, Lisa I need to hire you as a translator to tell me why my daughter lies to me exactly like this. I just don't understand.

Talei said...

Oh I LOVE clogs!! Seriously. And I definitely want to own a copy of this. Must have right now. ;-) Congrats on the blog tour ladies!

KatieO said...

Congrats on the new release and blog tour of awesomeness.

Not looking forward to the teenage years with daughter. Both sons are terrible liars, so not as much problem. But her? She's sneaky good.

Catherine Denton said...

Hahaha. This book'll be good...

P.S. Happy Birthday, Jen!
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salarsenッ said...

Clogs without socks?!! I still do that! Shh...secret society. :)

Shain Brown said...

Fantastically funny, and very cute. Though, I don't wear clogs or tapered jeans, HAHA.

Jess said...

You ladies are AWESOME!! So funny, so clever :)

Nicole Zoltack said...

lol Love the Roecker sisters!

Em-Musing said...

Liar, liar pink hair's on fire!

Teenage Bride said...

absolutely hilarious!

Tracey Neithercott said...

Love those two! I wonder why The Regulator was so insistent on socks.

Jan Markley said...

Love the title of that book!

Lenny Lee* said...

hi miss jenn! first i just gotta say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! i like this blog tour for that liar book. for me i didnt ever tell a lie in my whole life. thats a lie for sure. ha ha.
...big hugs from lenny

Ellie said...

Got to love those pink wigs!

Happy Birthday!!!

Amy Saia said...

Too funny! Love it, haha. And by the way . . . Happy Birthday : )

Carolyn V said...

Hee hee. That was just awesome Jen!!! Happy b-day!

I can't wait to read L&L's book! It's going to be great (and the pink hair rocks).

Lindsay N. Currie said...

Very cute:) HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!!!!

Julia Smith said...

I love the making-eye-contact-while-still-lying thing.

T.D. McFrost said...

Great post!

Those two pink-heads are smokin' HOT!

Diana Mieczan said...

Hahah..such a funny and great post!Btw: thank you, sweetie for the lovely comment yesterday:) So lovely of you. I love your blog as well! Hugs and kisses and Happy Birthday, sunshine! Have a great day and some yummy cake:)

LTM said...

ergh. did you just say pyramid hair and caterpillar brows? ... :p

Yay for the blog tour! And am I the only one who thinks the cover model looks like Jena Malone??? xoxo <3

Matthew MacNish said...

Nice.

The Golden Eagle said...

Great post! :D

Talli Roland said...

First of all - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEN!

Secondly, great post! I can just picture the clogging action with the tapered jeans. Of *course* you weren't wearing socks!

Donea Lee said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIRLFRIEND!!!!! You share it with some other great ladies I know! Go ARIES!!! (Mine's in 4 days ~ ) I hope you get to do something FUN!

And love the guest blog, too funny. I remember tapered jeans...never wore them with clogs, though. :)

*Also - loved your post about your first rejection. Cupcakes, heck! That's the way to go!

Nicole Zoltack said...

Btw, Happy Birthday!!!

Jemi Fraser said...

Love the lies in the book - the layers of lies actually! If anyone hasn't read this book yet, they really need to!!!! NOW!

Happy Birthday Jen :)

Meredith said...

Oh my goodness, how have I forgotten about clogs! Too awesome. And happy birthday, Jen!

Faith Pray said...

Happy birthday, Jen! Thanks for the fun clog girls!

Elizabeth Mueller said...

Sounds like fun! I want pink hair! ;)

♥.•*¨ Elizabeth ¨*•.♥

Umamaheswari.A said...

well written one..but reading ones mind is the most difficult task