Thursday, November 10, 2011

It's about to get weird

As you know my husband and I have several random conversations throughout the week. If I shared them all it’d be a daily blog about the ramblings of a writer and her poor husband. I figured today, based off of our conversations in the past I’ll give you answers to the many questions that have been asked in our house. I won’t tell you the question, you can guess if you’d like, this way it’s going to be fun.

It’s about to get weird in here.

1. I’d choose a purple couch out in Edward and Bella’s favorite chill spot.

2. If I had to be involved it’d definitely be a jewelry heist.

3. Every state has to have a ma and pa cupcake shop, if not that’s the saddest town ever.

4. It’s a burn pile because I pretend to burn it with my eyes.

5. Our cat is testing distance not attempting to commit suicide.

Yes, each one of these was a conversation my husband and I had and every one of them was as interesting as ever. Last night at dinner we played the “What would you do for 5 million dollar game,” I think our waiter thought we were nuts. Actually, truth be told, he’d have been right.

Care to add your conversations to the list? Want to take a crack at our crazy conversations?

17 comments:

Christine said...

We're usually talking about college for our kid. Kind of boring. Or doctor appointments. We've had a few lately. Then there's his travel plans -- gone for 3 weeks in Dec. Nothing interesting there, but it's a touch base in the evening for us. We're constantly doing triage.

:-)

Candyland said...

"What's that smell?" is a popular topic in our house. And "did you just eat that off the floor?"

Clarissa Draper said...

1. I’d choose a purple couch out in Edward and Bella’s favorite chill spot...comes what camping would be like if your children were part vampire and part wolf.

2. If I had to be involved it’d definitely be a jewelry heist...this is where you were discussing the handbag you bought at Macy's for cheap, a steal actually, which in turn led to a discussion of robbery in which you said to your husband, if you were to steal something, it wouldn't be a handbag, it would be that diamond ring you saw at Tiffany's...and boy, wouldn't it be swell to rob a jewelery story with the actor from the Bank Job and what was his name again? (Hmm, oh wait, no, this is a conversation my husband and I had last week...never mind.)

3. Every state has to have a ma and pa cupcake shop, if not that’s the saddest town ever...wait, isn't this a discussion all couples have every month, especially when the woman is craving chocolate? I'll bet your husband didn't say another word, I'll bet he just got his jacket and went to buy you a cupcake.

4. It’s a burn pile because I pretend to burn it with my eyes...have you been watching re-runs of Lois and Clark too?

5. Our cat is testing distance not attempting to commit suicide...no, your cat meant to jump off that bridge. Have you tried Whiskers? And some catnip?

This was fun. More, more, more!

Slamdunk said...

I am all for #3.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

On the last one, I take it your cat did a wild jump from the bookshelf to the ceiling fan.

LynnRush said...

LOVE that. It's fun hearing only one side of conversations...makes you think. OH, and laugh!! Thanks for the smile this morning. :)

Matthew MacNish said...

You are so messed up.

Vivi said...

Sounds about as weird as our house...except, since we have small children, I say things like "no, we don't chew on the garbage can" and "you have your underwear on upside down and backwards".

Nicole Zoltack said...

I so want a cupcake right now.

K. Turley (Clutzattack) said...

Someone already beat me to #1. Places you’d go camping.

#2 An evil plot you’d wear a tight leather cat suit for.

#3 Things you think when you see the selection at Dunkin Donuts after 9 am.

#4 All the confidential documents you wish you could burn, but can’t because it’s winter and it’s too cold and dry to light a fire outside

#5 Reasons why your cat climbs on the fridge top, but not the stove where food is actually made.

Sarah Allen said...

Haha, you guys make me laugh :) I love it! I'd be okay if you posted your conversations every day...

Sarah Allen
(my creative writing blog)

Belle said...

I'll try:

1. Where would be a perfect place to kiss?

2. If you had to be a thief, what kind would you be?

3. What is a must for every state in the Union?

4. What is another name for a stack of bills?
?
5. Is that cat stupid or suicidal?

My husband's favorite topic with me is, "Did you close (or lock) the door?
The front door, the back door, the laundry room door, the garage door, the car door.

Liz said...

Lol I really want to know what #5 is about!!

CL said...

Last night my wife and I got into a heated debate regarding the pros/cons of going bottomless. She/pros won...

Shelley Sly said...

Haha, you are too funny! I like your conversation about the cat, however that started! ;)

J. A. Bennett said...

You seriously kill me! I want to be a fly on your wall. :)

Laura Marcella said...

I totally agree about the cupcake shop!

My husband and I would have so much fun with you two! We're always having weird (but funny!) conversations, too. The other night we got on the topic about what if we had a Benjamin Button baby, you know, born old and aging young. Probably not so funny if that could really happen, but somehow it was the most hilarious conversation!