If your eyes diverted to the body suit I ask that you change your focus to the following words...
This is the strange adventures of Candyland and {Insert cooler name than Jen} celebrating our VeRy MeRrY uNBirTHday!
We've never claimed to have our blog posts make sense. We've never claimed to be sane, but Candyland and I do claim to be AWESOME.
Which is why for our Very Merry Unbirthday party we've dressed in our very special one-of-a-kind body suits. (who wouldn't want to have their own body suit?) I've chosen the traditional birthday suit (as close to naked as one can get, paired with heels).
So sit back and enjoy the wine, tea, and treats!
All we ask is that if you take a treat, please tell us what you'd add to our ensembles, I mean I like my outfit, but maybe it needs more?? What would your body suit look like?
Author note: Candyland and I were not harmed in the making of these body suits... okay, so maybe our egos... a little.
65 comments:
LOL. All you need my dear is a leaf over your groin and you'd be perfect :o)
I was going to tell you that all you needed to complete the outfit were the proverbial three fig leaves, but I see Jessica has already beaten me to the suggestion. Not really, though, she asks you to add only one!
Happy UnBirthday.
I can't think of a thing to add! These outfits are perfect!
hahahah...How about a little chic belt..hahha...You making me smile each morning
Thanks,sweetie pie
Kisses
Ps: I am hosting a ban.do headband GIVEAWAY later today! Please, join in!
Yowza! That's hella insane, haha!
Well happy unbirthday first of all. I've had dibs on Oct. 27th my whole life, but seeing as I am 27 today, it's a perfect time to hand over the reigns.
I think Jen's outfit needs some glitter and a massive albino python... And candyland's could use more cowbell.
I have no words for this, Jen. :) A very merry unbirthday to you.
And a Happy B-day to Anne.
How about a snazzy scarf to add some pizazz? Happy Wednesday to you!
LOL, wow! A very Merry Unbirthday to you! That's all I can think of to say. I don't think I need coffee anymore this morning. You sure woke me up. :P
I would go with strategically placed belts some z list celeb did it in london a few years back.
Happy Birthday
A birthday tiara dahling, of course.
This is too disturbing to comment on.
Oh wait ... blew that, didn't I?
The tiara suggestion is already taken here so I think you need to add pink tutus. That would be fabulous!
LOLOL. Okay Candyland's should remain as is, but I think you should change into a black bra and wear a super-sized heavyweight champion belt around your waist!
LOL, merry unbirthday!
I agree with glitter.
My suit...hmmm I think wings would have to be involved---somewhere...:)
Diamonds. Just everywhere. Happy unbirthday, Jen!
what I said over at CL's blog...
ew.
and super Halloween post! ;p
I have those same boots!
Awesome outfits.
Have a nice day, Boonie
YIKES! im closing my eyes for sure!! ok i got one eye open a little so i could type.:) im not believing that miss candace forgot to put br80 on her cool suit. for you? oh you know you just gotta do the real miss jen thing and glue bunches of sparkles all over you. im wishing you and miss candace a really happy unbirthday.
...laughs and hugs from lenny
Shades, a baseball cap backwards, and a book...which book would set whatever tone you're going for. LOL
hahahaha Awesome you are. Are you funny or what?!?!?! Love this post anopther Jen Classic
I would add a long string of beads or chain around the waist. Delightful UnBirthday to you, as well. Am I surprised? Ha! No. Writers seem to dive head first into the deep end of our insanity. (Hugs)Indigo
Okay as I just said on Candyland, seeing me in a bodysuit will induce blindness. I wouldn't do that to anyone, not even around Halloween!
Love it!! I'd suggest a diamond choker... sort of like a cat's collar. There's something very feline about that suit!
LOL!!! You girls are too funny. Put some leaves over those risqué areas and go as Eve for Halloween!
Happy UnBirthday! Hope it's the best you and Candyland ever had!
That’s hysterical!
Creepy! Happy Un-birthday!!
ha ha ha ha ha! I love you! :-)
lmao Happy Unbirthday! You should add a sash, you know like Miss America, only it says the Unbirthday girl, lol
Funny and cute! :O)
Have a great unBirthday!
Bahahaha! Classic.
The one on the left is just disturbing...
My body suit would not be as tight! Or my belly would stick out!
I'd definitely add a yellow boa for the whole Britney Spears look. ;)
Oh wow! I am speechless:)
Jen - I'm laughing...that uncomfortable, creeped out laughter! Yikes! That is hilarious. You come up with the funniest ideas!!
Happy UNbirthday to both of you! :D Personally, I'd add some bling to your body suit. Statement necklace maybe to balance out the black heels?
I hope you both had a VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY indeed!!! Lmao! Oy... body suits. What I would add to mine? A long, very bulky trench coat.
Have a good one!! :)
I have no words because I'm laughing too much. hee hee. :)
I would choose to wear a Sumo suit, because then all my fat would be hidden. Maybe.
mine would be pink. and sparkly. and would have the power to rearrange my curves to more appropriate locations. Yeah. That's the ONLY way this body is going into a body suit.
Forget children - I'm terrified!
You two are totally missing Red Twizzlers. They're the perfect accessory; they can function as necklaces, bracelets or even whips!
EXCELLENT!
You are awesome, and you can go ahead and claim that every day of the week!
All you need for your birthday suit??? The diamond from Titanic! Cause you're worth it!
Disturbing to say the least - how could I read with those pictures?!!!
I would add a black bow tie to the white body suit. That should balance it nicely. Altogether strange post but at the same time cool! Happy UnBirthday!!
Haha! Love the birthday suits. Happy unBirthday!
Jai
You so sexxaaayyyy...
Wow! Gorgeous - I'm a little speechless! :)
LOL. You definitely need something. Maybe some black shiny leather and a whip. But something much sexier than Candyland. Maybe lacing on the side that shows some skin. :D
(Yes, your husband paid me to say that!)
I'm digging both sets of heels! lol
Connie
Lol, too funny!
Happy unbirthday.
Those are quite the sneakers. I don't know how I feel about making sneakers uncomfortable.
I forgot to mention, if you get a chance tomorrow, please stop by my blog. I'm hosting a Halloween Haunting!
You just need flames on your suit. That would MAKE the look. ;)
I can't think -- this is too darn funny!
Great Unbirthday.
Happy unbirthday!
Cute photos. I like the left one best.
Too funny! Happy Unbirthday to you both...:)
I like your shoes. Maybe add a sparkly tiara? And Candyland would look cool with a cape. Or maybe holding a lightening bolt. ;)
I think you need a belt, Jen - otherwise, I think you could not have picked a better outfit!
My body suit would be made out of chocolate bar wrappers, preferrably Godiva and Sees. Mmmm. Thanks for the smiles, love the zany!
lol yep that was random...and scary ;)
Happy Unbirthday!
LOL. You're both crazy! Made me laugh.
Oh. I don't even know what to say. For the first time ever, I think i'm speechless.
But I did snort water through my nose.
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