Wednesday, October 27, 2010

May Terrify Children

Warning: This may terrify children. It might terrify you as well. Candyland and I are different, this will probably be the most insane post you'll ever come across.

If your eyes diverted to the body suit I ask that you change your focus to the following words...

This is the strange adventures of Candyland and {Insert cooler name than Jen} celebrating our VeRy MeRrY uNBirTHday!

We've never claimed to have our blog posts make sense. We've never claimed to be sane, but Candyland and I do claim to be AWESOME.

Which is why for our Very Merry Unbirthday party we've dressed in our very special one-of-a-kind body suits. (who wouldn't want to have their own body suit?) I've chosen the traditional birthday suit (as close to naked as one can get, paired with heels).




So sit back and enjoy the wine, tea, and treats!

All we ask is that if you take a treat, please tell us what you'd add to our ensembles, I mean I like my outfit, but maybe it needs more?? What would your body suit look like?

Author note: Candyland and I were not harmed in the making of these body suits... okay, so maybe our egos... a little.


65 comments:

Jessica Bell said...

LOL. All you need my dear is a leaf over your groin and you'd be perfect :o)

Rayna M. Iyer said...

I was going to tell you that all you needed to complete the outfit were the proverbial three fig leaves, but I see Jessica has already beaten me to the suggestion. Not really, though, she asks you to add only one!

Happy UnBirthday.

Renae said...

I can't think of a thing to add! These outfits are perfect!

Diana Mieczan said...

hahahah...How about a little chic belt..hahha...You making me smile each morning
Thanks,sweetie pie
Kisses

Ps: I am hosting a ban.do headband GIVEAWAY later today! Please, join in!

Amy Saia said...

Yowza! That's hella insane, haha!

Anne said...

Well happy unbirthday first of all. I've had dibs on Oct. 27th my whole life, but seeing as I am 27 today, it's a perfect time to hand over the reigns.

I think Jen's outfit needs some glitter and a massive albino python... And candyland's could use more cowbell.

Shannon said...

I have no words for this, Jen. :) A very merry unbirthday to you.

And a Happy B-day to Anne.

Joanne said...

How about a snazzy scarf to add some pizazz? Happy Wednesday to you!

Hannah Kincade said...

LOL, wow! A very Merry Unbirthday to you! That's all I can think of to say. I don't think I need coffee anymore this morning. You sure woke me up. :P

Joanna St. James said...

I would go with strategically placed belts some z list celeb did it in london a few years back.
Happy Birthday

Em-Musing said...

A birthday tiara dahling, of course.

Matthew Rush said...

This is too disturbing to comment on.

Oh wait ... blew that, didn't I?

Kelly said...

The tiara suggestion is already taken here so I think you need to add pink tutus. That would be fabulous!

Christina Lee said...

LOLOL. Okay Candyland's should remain as is, but I think you should change into a black bra and wear a super-sized heavyweight champion belt around your waist!

Summer Ross said...

LOL, merry unbirthday!
I agree with glitter.
My suit...hmmm I think wings would have to be involved---somewhere...:)

Meredith said...

Diamonds. Just everywhere. Happy unbirthday, Jen!

LTM said...

what I said over at CL's blog...

ew.

and super Halloween post! ;p

Chris Phillips said...

I have those same boots!

Boonie S said...

Awesome outfits.

Have a nice day, Boonie

Lenny Lee! said...

YIKES! im closing my eyes for sure!! ok i got one eye open a little so i could type.:) im not believing that miss candace forgot to put br80 on her cool suit. for you? oh you know you just gotta do the real miss jen thing and glue bunches of sparkles all over you. im wishing you and miss candace a really happy unbirthday.
...laughs and hugs from lenny

salarsenッ said...

Shades, a baseball cap backwards, and a book...which book would set whatever tone you're going for. LOL

Teenage Bride said...

hahahaha Awesome you are. Are you funny or what?!?!?! Love this post anopther Jen Classic

Indigo said...

I would add a long string of beads or chain around the waist. Delightful UnBirthday to you, as well. Am I surprised? Ha! No. Writers seem to dive head first into the deep end of our insanity. (Hugs)Indigo

Lisa Gail Green said...

Okay as I just said on Candyland, seeing me in a bodysuit will induce blindness. I wouldn't do that to anyone, not even around Halloween!

~Nicole Ducleroir~ said...

Love it!! I'd suggest a diamond choker... sort of like a cat's collar. There's something very feline about that suit!

Laura Marcella said...

LOL!!! You girls are too funny. Put some leaves over those risqué areas and go as Eve for Halloween!

L.T. Elliot said...

Happy UnBirthday! Hope it's the best you and Candyland ever had!

Holly Ruggiero said...

That’s hysterical!

Abby Minard said...

Creepy! Happy Un-birthday!!

Shannon O'Donnell said...

ha ha ha ha ha! I love you! :-)

Nicole Zoltack said...

lmao Happy Unbirthday! You should add a sash, you know like Miss America, only it says the Unbirthday girl, lol

Diane said...

Funny and cute! :O)

The Golden Eagle said...

Have a great unBirthday!

Colene Murphy said...

Bahahaha! Classic.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

The one on the left is just disturbing...

Aubrie said...

My body suit would not be as tight! Or my belly would stick out!

Emily White said...

I'd definitely add a yellow boa for the whole Britney Spears look. ;)

Melissa said...

Oh wow! I am speechless:)

Jennie Bailey said...

Jen - I'm laughing...that uncomfortable, creeped out laughter! Yikes! That is hilarious. You come up with the funniest ideas!!

Krispy said...

Happy UNbirthday to both of you! :D Personally, I'd add some bling to your body suit. Statement necklace maybe to balance out the black heels?

Donea Lee said...

I hope you both had a VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY indeed!!! Lmao! Oy... body suits. What I would add to mine? A long, very bulky trench coat.

Have a good one!! :)

Lindsay (a.k.a Isabella) said...

I have no words because I'm laughing too much. hee hee. :)

Elana Johnson said...

I would choose to wear a Sumo suit, because then all my fat would be hidden. Maybe.

Vicki Rocho said...

mine would be pink. and sparkly. and would have the power to rearrange my curves to more appropriate locations. Yeah. That's the ONLY way this body is going into a body suit.

Talli Roland said...

Forget children - I'm terrified!

You two are totally missing Red Twizzlers. They're the perfect accessory; they can function as necklaces, bracelets or even whips!

Melissa said...

EXCELLENT!

You are awesome, and you can go ahead and claim that every day of the week!

All you need for your birthday suit??? The diamond from Titanic! Cause you're worth it!

Aleta said...

Disturbing to say the least - how could I read with those pictures?!!!

T.Knowley said...

I would add a black bow tie to the white body suit. That should balance it nicely. Altogether strange post but at the same time cool! Happy UnBirthday!!

Jai Joshi said...

Haha! Love the birthday suits. Happy unBirthday!

Jai

Candyland said...

You so sexxaaayyyy...

Jemi Fraser said...

Wow! Gorgeous - I'm a little speechless! :)

Stina Lindenblatt said...

LOL. You definitely need something. Maybe some black shiny leather and a whip. But something much sexier than Candyland. Maybe lacing on the side that shows some skin. :D

(Yes, your husband paid me to say that!)

Sitting Behind Homeplate said...

I'm digging both sets of heels! lol

Connie

Dangerous With a Pen said...

Lol, too funny!

Theresa Milstein said...

Happy unbirthday.

Those are quite the sneakers. I don't know how I feel about making sneakers uncomfortable.

Theresa Milstein said...

I forgot to mention, if you get a chance tomorrow, please stop by my blog. I'm hosting a Halloween Haunting!

Janet Johnson said...

You just need flames on your suit. That would MAKE the look. ;)

Mary said...

I can't think -- this is too darn funny!

Great Unbirthday.

Alison said...

Happy unbirthday!
Cute photos. I like the left one best.

Jamie Burch said...

Too funny! Happy Unbirthday to you both...:)

I like your shoes. Maybe add a sparkly tiara? And Candyland would look cool with a cape. Or maybe holding a lightening bolt. ;)

Elena Solodow said...

I think you need a belt, Jen - otherwise, I think you could not have picked a better outfit!

Terresa said...

My body suit would be made out of chocolate bar wrappers, preferrably Godiva and Sees. Mmmm. Thanks for the smiles, love the zany!

Lynda Young said...

lol yep that was random...and scary ;)

Happy Unbirthday!

Ellie said...

LOL. You're both crazy! Made me laugh.

Rose Cooper said...

Oh. I don't even know what to say. For the first time ever, I think i'm speechless.

But I did snort water through my nose.