Hi *waves erratically* *pushes red rimmed glasses back up on nose*
Yeah, so it's been awhile.
My bad.
What happened in 2014?
- Dealt with a milkaholic (Motherhood suits me)
- Finally got a chauffeur (aka That Normal Guy)
- Perfected the shape of my ass (fo real... BB style)
What's happening in 2015?
• Potty Training (so NOT ready)
• Writing a Screenplay
• Getting Bikini Ready
• Making new friends
• Reuniting with old friends
