Yay! Today is the announcement on the winner for Gossip From The Girls Room!!! I hate to make people wait so I'll just shell it out to the world!!!
The Winner is...
Drum roll please...
I'll be emailing you shortly with details!
I wanted everyone to know that both Rose and I voted on our top selections and we had several favorites! Even though you didn't win Rose and I thought it would be nice to share our other favorites!
We loved yours too and I wish I had enough money to buy you all a copy, unfortunately I don't so a shout-out will have to do!
Onward with today's post!
101 Ways to Annoy People. I can't list all 101, afterall I did just speak last week on watching your word count for each post, but I figured twenty would give you a great idea of annoying someone!
1. Practice making fax and modem noises.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
I'm still trying to get out of vacation mode and back to blogging! Should happen soon, but right now I NEED to get some writing done!!!
hahahaha! Happy Friday!
YAY! Thanks ladies!
And I'm totally writing "personal massage on ALL my check memos from now on.
Why am I not surprised that candyland came up with the best gossip? Congrats!
And I agree I am so writing personal massage on my check memos...these were too funny!
Ooh, I've been wanting to get that book. Yay, Candyland!! Congrats. Great blog, BTW, Jen. I'm FINALLY following you. Don't know how that oversight occurred???
Love the modem idea. I like to eat like seven pieces of bazooka bubble gum and chew on it like cud.
Congrats to the winner...and hahaha...love them all and nr.3 was the best!
congrats to candyland!
and that memo thing... so funny!
Congrats to the winners, I love the drive through one to go lol
I'll check back later for your Shhh its a secret post.
See you soon.
Too funny. I like tapping the glass eye. Congrats Candyland! :)
Oh, number five twisted my stomach a little. The rest are great!
Have a great weekend, Jen!
I'm glad you didn't post all 101, because I'm annoyed already :-)
congrats!! (not. jealous. at all.)
go get some writing done, girl! i have editing to do....and a big announcement on my blog! :)
Congrats to Candyland.
And yes, someone making modem noises would drive me insane in record time.
Haha, I love this. I'm definitely specifying that my order is to-go in the drive-thru from now on. Good luck on the writing!
Jen thank you for the laugh!!!
Congrats to the winner sooo lucky!!!!
I hope you have a wonderul weekend!!!
I don't need to learn morse code, i'm just gonna go around saying Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...
Congrats to Candyland!!!
I love #3!
And good luck with writing, Jen!
And that's just way funny :D
congrats Candyland! #3 rings a bell with me because I had so many people do that during my Burger King days. The most annoying thing in the world? Guys who jiggle their leg in the desk next to you. I had one do this during a GRE test once and I swear I was going to hit him over the head. I also think he cost me about 100 points on the test. I was so annoyed!
love those "ways to annoy people" posts... I saw a good one the other day... and now I don't remember.
Could that be a way? :D
congrats to Candy~ have a great weekend! <3
Love the "for sensual massage" idea!
Congrats to the winners!
And omg, you got me at the first. Im so going to make fax noises wuile my husband watches football!
about the glass eye: laughed my arse of!
awesome ideas! Where does one aquire a glass eye...?
Just curious: Are you posting for the blogfest you entered?
I love number three, and five is absolutely creepy but hilarious.
Ew, I knew someone with a glass eye and that would have freaked me out. Maybe not as much as when he took it out and messed around with it. Or when he licked salt--I'm not kidding, he had a block of salt that he sat there licking. Ah, the memories of middle school. Weirdness.
Anyway, great ideas! ha ha ;)
Fun contest! Congrats Candace!
*grins* Had a good giggle a the list of things to annoy people with. I reckon I'd probably do all of them. :) Hope you have a great Friday!
I'm honored to be picked a favorite and I don't mind buying my own copy at all!!! I can hardly wait!
Congrats to Candyland!!
I just made a check out yesterday for one of my student loans. I wish I'd had this post then so that I could write "for sensual massage" in the memo!
Ah, yes. Money well spent.
I need to get some writing done, too! We should have a writing party.
And no, I don't think that would defeat the purpose. ;o)
I like #2!
Yay, Candace!!!! :D
I should be writing too. Both my story and blog posts for next week...
My favourite is the "to go", but I hardly ever go to drive-in so will probably have forgotten it by the time I'm next there!
Oh, I squirmed at the glass eye one. Horrid!
Glass eye, huh? I'm thinking that's a relatively narrow segment of the population... but my brother-in-law has one. I'll let him know and pass on the reactions ;)
I knew I wasn't going to win once I knew how you felt about Bieber.
"To go" at a drive thru - that is funny. As for my checks, I always put that in the memo section.
Haha, I love the sensual massage!
Love it :) Thanks for the smiles - enjoy the weekend!
LOL. I would certainly find someone tapping their glass eye with a pen annoying.
Haha, I've actually done #3.
These are great Jen. Perfect for characters too.
I almost wish I had a glass eye after this.
If anyone here is looking for a crit group, we have two openings. We're holding a contest to fill the spots. The deadline is Tuesday. Pop over to my blog for details.
Fun list. Congrats, Candyland.
Number two made me grin. That really would annoy people!
OMG, tapping on a glass eye would freak me out!
I tried to read your new post but blogger tells me the page isn't there...
A really fun read, btw!
Very funny and congrats! "Wanna know what the most annoying sound in the world is?"
#5 made me lol
hahaha those are good, but nothing beats pressing every single floor on a sky-scraper elevator and running out just before the door closes...
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