Let's just say I've become obsessed with social media. What can I say, it suits me.
My therapist says I lack attention in reality.
Hmm, probably true Dr. House, probably true.
Then again I'd say he lacks bedside manner, yet people still want him to solve problems.
I suppose there's something there. I'll have to disect the facts later.
I'm not here to talk about my therapy sessions at 8 o'clock on FOX, I'm here to talk about why Twitterland rocks. For those of you who aren't conforming, hop on this here bandwagon. You wanna learn the ropes? Well, I'm about to help you out.
Reasons Twitter Land Rocks.
1. Cutting in on conversations is not only allowed, it's encouraged.
2. Random becomes your middle name. (If you don't find yourself funny, nor does anyone else, do not attempt this alone. Use backup). My best tweets (most retweeted) last week were as follows:
*rides onto twitterland on my little pony* Oh, hello twitterland *adds princess wave*
Let the DRUNK TWEETING begin.
Who would tattoo the Japanese word for Fishy Smell on their body? Apparently someone if it's an option --> Right next to the word Prison
You know you're a writer when progress is putting clothes on before noon.
3. No one has time to get bored in a 140 characters (unless you just suck).
4. Stalking is legal.
There you have it, you're allowed to stalk, cut in on conversations, talk about weird ass crap, and everyone loves you because it's only in 140 characters. That's why it rocks. That's why people find people fascinating.
I worry about future generations. I really, really do. Have you conformed?
Join me --> @jenunedited